Warped Tour and Carowinds!

So monday morning i step outta the shower at 5:55 to Brent pounding on my door. I then open the door and give him a nasty reprimand cuz he wasn't even supposed to be there till 6 and he culda woke my family with the way he was act'n. We then jump in the car hit Wally World, a gast station, and then head for Charlotte. Upon reaching the end of our directions we realized that MapQuest had lived up to its reputation and lead us to the apartment complex we were not looking for. This meant we were fairly creative and found the ampitheatre from there which wasn't too hard. Once we pulled into the parking lot we started seeing fun stuff like emo punks, and kids riding on top of escalades. When we were in line all the start up bands were walk'n around let'n ppl listen to their cd's and try'n to get us to buy them. There was also a monk and Brent started muttering about Hell's gate or sumth'n. Then a guy came up with flyes and was like, "I'm not waiting for the election! This is a campaign to boot Bush outta office now". He gave Brent a flyer who then promptly ripped it in two and the guy nearly cried, which was frigg'n HILARIOUS. The rest of the line up to the gate we kept seeing scorched and torn remains of the man's flyers and all i could think was "poor trees". Once inside i made the mistake of going to the main stage where all the crap bands were and wasted about 20 minutes of my life listening to what sounded like the lead singer from AC/DC try'n to do punk and trust me, they don't mix(and for those who don't know i love AC/DC). Then i wandered around the stadium and found Nirvana. i'm not talk'n about the band nirvana i'm say'n the bands that rock so hard it is mandatory mosh pits ensue. Atreiyu gave us some awesome moshing. Brent lost his watch and i learned that when crowd surfing, if u curl up into a ball the ppl have nothing to hold on to. But then the lead singer of Atreiyu got us all to go and form a mosh pit around the entire sound tent and it was amazing!!! Then they left and i realized that the 4$ water was worth every penny cuz about a thousand ppl jumping and slamm'n into u makes u sweat and then u dehydrate. Then we went back out for Starting Line where there was much more moshing and as we were about to lift Brent up for some crowd surfing i saw his watch on the ground. So i dropped him and then handed him the watch(or what was left of it). Then there was lunch, followed by MXPX. While waiting for MXPX to finish warming up Brent and i made friends with 2 awesome chicks who, despite their preppy appearances, were all hardcore and ready to mosh. So the band started and there was much more beating down of the ppl and i managed to face off with this guy with a silver mohawk who was 3 times my size and i beat him back. It was awesome!!! then he came back and demolished me and it was sad. Then i went crowd surfing and they threw me out over the security barrier and i might have landed on stage had the security guys not ripped me out of the air, but they were cordial and grunted in the direction i was supposed to go. So i left them and worked back to the center of the crowd where i continued to mosh. This performance ended and was soon followed by Fall Out Boy. When they started i was far from a mosh and i was try'n to get to one when i bumped into a guy. He then turned to me and yelled, "u wanna mosh" i said sure why not. and the next thing i knew the area arond me exploded in chaos and i was jump'n off the ground before i got trampled. And oh i forgot to say it's pouring down raining at this point so everyone is drenched. And just as the lead singer of FOB yells, "and all u guys, ur shirts are soaked anyway, so go ahead and throw them up here on stage" the sleave of my shirt ripped apart so i just went ahead and obliged. Then these titans started moshing and it was crazy and i was afraid to get in there. Then the performance ended and i get a call from my ppl(whom i lost in the chaos from earlier) saying Brent's bleeding and Brandy is cold and wants to leave. So i found them and Brent was all oozing adrenalin and saying "these big blacks guys were play'n pinball with me and then i got away from them and this guy blind sided me and my nose started bleeding and i chipped my teeth!!!" to this i responded, "well now u got ur battle scars!!!" and he was like, "yeah!!!! Let's go again!!!" But the girls made us pack up and go, so that was gay. But we all went back to the hotel where we got a pizza and crashed. Brent and i got up the next morning assessed our wounds(he had bruises from things he didn't remember in all the pretty shades of purple and his nose bleed arbitrarily, and i had some bumps and bruises but was surprisingly fit) So we then left for Carowinds where we rode all the roller coasters worth riding(Vortex musta been designed by some dike feminist who really doesn't like men)and then started to go through them all a second time when we realized we were tired and that they weren't half as exciting as the mosh pits so we headed home. OH! And there were these signs for 77 south. one pointed forward and the other pointed right and they were right by each other and it was really weird and kewl. k, then end.